Sunday, May 31, 2009

Top things that you should know about Denver...

1. Washington Park was recently re-named "Hotness" Park due to its 90% population of hot people...keep up the good work Denver.
2. Best Gay Happy Hour is anyday at noon at Cheesman Park...bring a blanket, booze and a boy. (do gay men have jobs, because I am convinced that they don't, lucky bastards)
3. The Nuggets will most definitely break your heart...better luck next year.
4. Summers are the best time to be here.
5. Must have patios items....bad ass picnic tables, sun, wine, snacks, friends and some fun.
6. A baby does not have the same affect for women as it does for men...I have definitely gotten the "you slutty unwed mother" look alot...my suggestion, get a hot bod and take that to the park, not a baby.
7. Rollerblading is making a comeback...who would have thought.
8. Brunch and Happy hour are really the only time you should go out.

**there is must more to know but these seemed to be the most important.

Happy summer you crazy denverites,
apk

2 comments:

Caleb and Amy said...

#5 is my favorite. How about #9: Liongate #808 is the place to be. We've totally got #5 going on. Plus way more.

J. Lo said...

You are hilarious. YOU keep up the good work, APK. ;)